Cyprus the Microraptor! 🦖🌲

another CraftyIntention’s pattern that i’ve been meaning to do for a while. a challenge, but a fun one!

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Lads i had a bbq sauce incident at dinner tonight

just saw a reylo say that snokes room being red during that fight was symbolizing a vagina……this site continues to amaze

i literally couldn’t get more than halfway through that post before my brain straight up shut down, rendering me incapable of reading.

you missed the part near the end where the lightsaber hitting the wall symbolized kylo breaking rey’s hymen and how the hole in the guard’s head from the lightsaber symbolized kylo’s dick 

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“The weapon strikes and moves like a snake, and even hisses and rattles like a snake. Snakes are classic sexual symbols, of course. Think Adam and Eve. I should also mention that they’re in a red room fighting against weapons that look an awful lot like whips. And Rey was handcuffed earlier. I’m sorry folks, I can’t make this shit up.” but you so clearly are

by the way!! if you want to read this iconic thing here is an archive of it

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

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He can't talk to people. He tries to pick up eldritch abominations with his bare hands. He's in a weird interdisciplinary field. He isn't an MD, he's a PhD. He just took out a cop with one brass knuckle punch.

im watching glamourous on netflix while drawing and noticed this in episode two:

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LMFAO? My fucking impact is so insane jwefalgrubesrg the meme is truly transcendent

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if u didn’t know: the reference they’re making is to the meme i photoshopped

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Much worse.

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Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

It's spreading, evolving--

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trans-mouse:
“thats ●●●●● babe!
”

thats ●●●●● babe!

Sound ID: a fluffy tabby meowing three times

Shes letting you know shes the tinyest littlest baby ever

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